Ho, Ho, Ho Christmas Scrub
This scrub will make you as excited as a kid on Christmas morning. It won’t make it easy to work out the math of how long you need to cook that damn Christmas Ham for!
Ingredients (the good stuff)
Raw Sugar, Pumice Powder, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Essential & Fragrant Oils (Neroli, Musk, Ginger, Sweet Orange & Cinnamon Bark Oil) &
Directions (the don’t stuff it up stuff)
1. Pop on the Mariah Carey Christmas Album & turn to Track 2…
2. All I want for Christmaaaaaasssss, iiiiiiiiiiissss, yooooouuuuuuuuu……
3. Right, now the important steps are taken care of, get your butt in that shower & wet your skin.
4. Open that bag of Christmas Cheer that is ‘Ho Ho Ho’ & slather your whole body in it. 'Tis the season to scrub gently, fa la la la la, la la la la...
5. Let those oils soak in for a few minutes & watch that sugar melt away. Wash her off thoroughly.
6. Holy Shitballs Santa, your skin looks like a million warm white fairy lights twinkling on a warm summer's evening (not those cool white shit ones that have no place at Christmas time)!
7. Now breathe, take a minute & remember that you got through this year. You are strong, you are smart, you are capable, & you can do anything you put your mind to! X
The Just in Case Stuff
Always do a patch test before use, if irritation occurs discontinue use and get in touch, we can hook you up with a different scrub.