Orange You Glad
Orange, Almond & Oat Sugar Scrub
This scrub will make you want to scoff down 10 orange and almond muffins, and also will gently sloth off your dry skin and leave you incredibly smooth and smelling delicious!
It won’t give you the motivation to do 10 burpees in a row after said muffins…
Ingredients (the good stuff)
Raw Sugar, Oats, Cold Pressed Sweet Almond Oil, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Sweet Orange Oil & Love.
Directions (the don’t stuff it up stuff)
- Run to the bathroom, lock the door, turn on some good tunes and strip!
- Jump in the shower and wet your skin. For F’s sake, don’t be a water wanker and turn off the tap!
- Dig in and scrub a dub dub baby! Ensure you focus on those nasty crusty bits you always ignore (I’m looking at you, elbows, knees and heels!)
- Leave the oats and oils to soak in for a few minutes and watch that sugar melt away.
- “Hey Google, play Suga Suga by Baby Bash”… you know you remember it…
- Holy shit, your skin looks amazeballs! …but you already knew that.
The Just in Case Stuff
Always do a patch test before use, if irritation occurs discontinue use and get in touch, we can hook you up with a different scrub.